Donovan Pines

New cult hero

 

JAQ started sweating when the fans started chanting USA

 

Noooooo don't let them learn these lyrics, they're just wrong and will butcher the song if they sing it like that.

Too many syllables on most lines

Idea is brilliant but this can't be what they sang can it? It just doesn't fit the song at all

 

Good song idea, but the first line is a mess.

 

I think eyup&down had a good song for him on twitter if someone could post. It was to sunshine on a rainy day:
Don pines on a rainy day
Make my soul trip trip away
(And repeat)

 

every line is a mess honestly. great idea awful execution

 

The impressive thing is that the actual last line of that bit worked perfectly yet they changed it to one that that didn't fit

 

Here's my attempt:

Take us on a trip up to the Championship,
With Donovan Pines, we're on a winning ship.
I really want to, get promoted with you,
You'll be our American boy, American boy.

 

I met my love, in the West Stand bogs.
Dreamed a dream in the Ponty End.
The dreams come true because of you,
Donovan Pines, Donovan Pines.
To the tune of Dirty old town.

 

Take me down Oakwell, just to see big Don play,
Take me down Oakwell, we're going up in May,
Oh Donovan Pines, oh Donovan Pines,
He is our American Boy, American Boy.

Keep it simple.

 

I thought that was just me

 

"Take me to Oakwell
I'd like to see you play.
He's from the USA
and now he's here to stay.
I really want to
Get promoted with you."

I think fits better

 

Good but prefer

I dreamed a dream near the West Stand bogs
Met my love in the Ponty end
Dreams come true just because of you
Oh Donovan Pines oh Donovan Pines.

 

Can’t we just go with…
Pines was Born in the USA
He was Born in the USA
repeat to fade
And with the amount of vaping young uns do they’ll
even have Springsteen’s throaty vocals

 

Razor light

All his life, playing in America
Oh oh oh, Big Dons from America

 

To the tune of "Lonesome Pine"

He's the best there is in League 1
And his name is Donovan Pines

in falsetto voices, as if hit over the head with a frying pan by Oliver Hardy.

 

Yep,keep it simple!

 

I’m liking this,

 

I’d like to submit ChatGPT’s absolutely absurd and awful take “
To the tune of "We Will Rock You" by Queen:

(Stomp, Stomp, Clap)
(Stomp, Stomp, Clap)

Oh, Donovan Pines, he stands so tall,
Defending Barnsley, through it all.
With every pass and every fight,
He's our red hero, in the Tykes' light.

(Stomp, Stomp, Clap) Donovan! (Stomp, Stomp, Clap)
In red and white, he leads our pack,
Pines, oh Pines, never looks back!

It's simple, rhythmic, and highlights his defensive prowess and importance to the team, making it easy for fans to pick up and chant during matches.”

Safe to say I don’t think the AI is taking over the world just yet

 

‘He’s taller than our goalie is, and your whole team
He struggles with our accents, dunt know what we mean
He’s coming for you
Will split you in two
Don is our American boy’