Muff Diving

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  1. Tyk

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    What ever happened to it? very few and far between, unfortunately Susanne from Germany was last one of note I can remember, Nicola after a night out in Scarborough in 2003 probably one of my favourite ones.
     
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    Not many like it now. It's a shame really as it was my go to cure for brewers droop.
     
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    Went the same way as pubic hair.
     
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    Ran a book in my head as to who would respond first to this thread, Spud had very short odds....
     
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    As you get older you find the available dive sites have had a lot of traffic and aren't as appealing as the pristine areas of natural beauty of your youth.
     
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    I'd just like to point out that my wife is called Susanne, and comes from Hamburg, Germany.
     
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    Does she have a wet suit and a diver's helmet?
     
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    Initially read the title as Duff Driving thought MLH was back on the road again:)
     
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    Yes, they're now gathering dust up in the loft in Germany. They're left over from her younger days in the Military Underwater Fighting Force.
     
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    Relocating,I’ve heard he’s been offered a job.
     
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    That bit in the middles got a name but ah cant remember it...hmmmm it's ont tip ov mi tounge.
     
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    You have to lick around the genital warts.
     
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    I do love a good dive!
    Incidentally; a recent poll suggested 35% of today's females prefer a busho_O...ar'l get mi coyt!
     
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    It figures.
     
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