So, it’s 15 minutes before kick off tomorrow.

You are the Barnsley coach, what do you say to the team before they go out?

 

Last game of the season for most of you, last game of your Barnsley Career for some of you. Put the graft in today that'll allow you to walk back into Oakwell the next time you're here with your heads held high.

If you all put the effort in, i guarantee we'll get the result we need.

 

first to pass sideways is subbed

 

Nothing. There isn't anything you can say with fifteen minutes to go that the players don't already know for themselves or been told in the week leading to it. Ticket sales should be motivation for the players to try and get themselves a chance to play at Wembley.

 

Welcome back, chief. That's to you, not them.

 

Spread art and laik your best.

 

Play like a bunch of cnuts.

 

The snowflakes in our team would start crying at that

 

"Now go show the fans what we've been lacking these last few weeks! Show them some balls and spunk."

 

ChatGPT 4 says

"Gentlemen, today marks a pivotal moment in our journey together. Each of you has dedicated countless hours to training, overcoming challenges, and refining your skills. Your commitment and passion have brought us to the brink of something truly special. But remember, the game ahead is not just a test of our skills, but a testament to our spirit, our unity, and our sheer will to succeed.

I've seen each of you grow, not just as players, but as individuals. You've shown resilience in the face of adversity, strength when confronted with challenges, and unwavering support for each other. That bond, that unbeatable spirit, is our greatest asset going into this game.

Today, I ask you to play not just with your feet, but with your heart. Let your dedication, your passion, and your dreams guide you on that field. Remember, it's not the individual that makes the team successful, but the team that makes the individual shine. Together, we are stronger, we are unbreakable, and we are unstoppable.

So, as we head into this game, hold your heads high. Play with courage, play with pride, and most importantly, play for each other. This is our moment. Let's grasp it with both hands, leave everything out there, and walk off that field knowing we've given our all.

I am incredibly proud of each and every one of you. Now, let's go out there and show the world what we're made of. Let's make this game one to remember. Let's do this—together!"

 

Gonna read this to the u13s on Sunday before their cup final.
Bet they’ll be asleep before I’ve finished.

 

Last game? I’m hoping for another three after tomorrow

 

You do a bad impression of McCollins, just to make the players feel comfortable.

 

It doesn’t matter what happens today lads, we’ve got a points deduction coming so won’t be in the play offs anyways. 3-0 win, just like the Horsham game to be lobbed out. Good luck boys.

 

Just needs Dvorak's New World Symphony playing in the background.

 

Get on with it

 

Just listen to that noise waiting for you outside, go and give it your all and remember this day.

 

Play them a video of 123rd minute at Wembley and tell them that they’ve got unfinished business