Manager - fonzie. Always positive and optimistic won't throw darts at us unlike scott who would probably sign someone for ridiculous amounts from owls talk. Gk - me: put weight on and always have a clear view on things. Rb - Cb- judith: likes pineapple on his pizza. Must be a nutter. Cb- Lb- Cm- athersley red: always rough from that end, will get stuck in Cm - wombwell red: see athersley red Cm- hemsworth: will need athersley and wombwell to look after him the great wuss. Rw- St- mido - owes us some games let alone performances. Lw- Fill in the gaps ladies and gents...
Right back has to be an honorary mention to Young Nudger after he spent all that time on the trans pennine trial looking for Hecky.
Tree frogs have a great leap on em. Put me at back and then when we need a goal put me up top for last 5 minutes and just pump it up field like in good old days
And I'll chip in with a bottle for the managers to share over their cosy post-match dinner (of boeuf bourguignon, obviously).