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    Ode to Luncheon, by Richard Kell

    The season's over, it's been and gone
    The new appointment won't be long
    Good old Neerav, and JAQ and Jean
    I can''t wait for the corner flag pic to be seen
    Any day now will be the return of Duff -
    But wait - he's signed for some West Yorkshire puffs
    The tweet hits us like an Orgreave truncheon
    All they've done is #announceluncheon
     
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    That’ll go down well with some posters on here:p
     
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    The work of Kell is often irreverent and edgy. Whilst a socialist at heart, he eschews modern notions of wokery in favour of something more raw and challenging.
     
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    The old head coach had been thrown out,

    The final insults chucked;

    The new coach couldn’t make the gig,

    “Tough sheet!” By God, we’re…… in a difficult situation!     :)
     
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    We are getting Tomas Tuchel
    Who is leaving Bayern Munchen
     
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    We are getting Tomas Tuchel
    Who is leaving Bayern Munchen
    ....Who needs schnitzel?
    When there's a meat and taty luncheon
     
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    Lun shon Pete will show you to your seat
    for pie and sponge or some such gunge
    Youngsters going should be made well aware
    there maybe a smell of stale piss in the air.
     
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    Richard Kell's odes. That takes me back!
     
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    Doesn't he have a famous book? Currently sat in Dublin...
     
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