This tournament has a Sh*t England v Sh*t France final written all over it. It’d be like that episode of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon and Kripke play basketball.
The only time we have won the World cup was in 1966. That was after a Labour landslide. Written in the stars?......
I think you're underestimating the sheer momentum of our combined sh*tness. It's like a turd tsunami, sweeping all before it. The Dutch won't know what's hit them; they'll be washing it out of their kit for weeks.