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Cosgrove wins a free kick, TV's switched on in East Stand for season opener, shirt sponsor turns pink after Laundry room get washing temperature wrong.
Picked up some decent results in pre-season. Was the better side vs Blunts for the majority other day.
I think even hot takes have to have some chance of happening. Those first two are way beyond the realms of possibility.
Barry Spinneker gets sacked by the Beeb. Roy Keane gets told to f*k off by Ian Wright on Itv lol. Celtic win naff all in Scotch football. And hundreds of Bbs Barnsley fans, finally start to respect Sheff Wensdy Fc.
Any finish in the top half will be a a fantastic finish. All the people saying Duffy will be terrible, sacked etc... are doing so out of spite, rather than genuinely believing this will happen. Watford will really struggle and are worth a fiver on to go down. Millllllll and Derby to go down Mahoney/Wigan to struggle/get the sack. Underlying numbers were really poor last season. Sunderland promoted Yoganathan will show he's got a higher ceiling than Jalo. Watters and Cosgrove both in double figures Steve Evans gets through at least 2000 pints this season. And Wendies to break the all time footballing record for attendance.
Some pretty canny predictions there. However, in what universe is a top half 3rd tier finish for Barnsley FC "fantastic"?! Also, if both Watters and Cosgrove get double figures (could easily happen) then we're likely to be looking at top 8 minimum, bearing in mind the number of goals that the rest of the team is likely to score.