Fail to prepare

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  1. Andy Mac

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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    Strike while the iron is hot.

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    People who live in a glass house, have to answer the door.
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    Buddy Holly
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    Does the pope sh.it in the woods.
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    When the seagulls follow the trawler...
     
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    Always wipe front to back
     
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    hurts my nose .....
     
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    That advice was given from a comedy character doctor that I saw once. Followed by "otherwise you'll get marmite in the butter dish"
     
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    It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!
     
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    One in the bum no harm done
     
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    Erm. Was that meant or a brain fart. :)
     
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    Bob's your uncle.
    Well no one told me growing up.

    Barking up the wrong tree.
    What am I, a dog.

    It cost an arm and a leg.
    Fekk that.

    Curiosity killed the cat.
    Has he/she been arrested yet.

    Hear all, see all, say nowt, tak' all, keep all, gie nowt, and if tha ever does owt for nowt do it for thysen.
    Tight ******** :)
     
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    Its cos they don't like Shitting in the sea.
     
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    AurO6Muc_400x400.jpg You don't buy a dog and bark yourself!
    "Woof! Bark! Donkey!"............sithi. AurO6Muc_400x400.jpg
     
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