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  1. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Don't know if it's been covered.
    On the local news this morning
    A 27 yr old arrested for riot at wath. From Balby was finally traced to a house in Mexborough. Police entered the house and saw his legs out of the loft. Having made this his hideaway. Picturing in mi head stuck int loft for decades lol. Jailed for 2yrs 8 months. Be interesting if he was given the place to hide by numpties. And what will happen to them as accomplices. :)
    https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/new...lice-outside-of-holiday-inn-is-jailed-4752352
     
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    x11barnsley Well-Known Member

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    He’ll be from Lofthouse in Wakefield
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Would his nickname be Lofty by any chance.
     
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    I wonder if it was a C ock Loft?
     
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    27, but with the face of a 50 year old...
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Some of the excuses and comments in court cases. Will eventually fill a comic book.

    "I found the balaclava in my pocket. Last time I wore it was at an england game."

    Jailed for 20 months.
    Shouted to his family in the dock. "See you In 10 months".No you won't :)
    Can that be a contempt of court. ?

    A bloke given 2yrs 8 months. 69 yrs of age. Shouted at cops. "I'm fekkin 70" as if an excuse.
    Cops response "Well what the fekkin hell are you doing at a riot"

    Im pretty sure there will be many more ridiculous excuses.
     
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    He’s no Anne Frank is he?
     
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    Arresting officer was a proud bingo caller, (legs 11) av got coit on.
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    I'd leave it on if I were you. :);)
     
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    Ha ha
     
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    There was one on the news the other night that made me and my missus laugh out loud. He was traced and arrested largely because he was wearing a shirt with his name on the back. Thick as fk.
     
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    Needs locking up in Attica.
     
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    Even the judge told him to f*k off back to Castleford!. :rolleyes:
     
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    I’m staggered he’s 27. His age is more suspicious than a Nigerian footballer
     
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    Favourite band, Loftenant Pigeon.
    Al get mi coyt.:oops:
     
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    Groaaaaan :D
    Are you and red rascal linked in any way. :);)
     
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