Got to be the one that drops straight down the bog that quick you can't see it in the pot but it's so hard and smooth you don't have to wipe your arse.
The world record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril. And world record stickiest bogie. The World's Stupidest Bottom-Burp? Vyvyan Britain It says "Rick" here. Why don't you like me? Cos you're a complete bàstard. Quality TV.