Top Five Crisps 1. Walkers Cheese And Onion 2. Pickled Onion Monster Munch 3. Sweet Chilli Sensations 4. Beef Hula Hoops 5. Bacon Fries Top Five Friends 1. Chandler 2. Joey 3. Monica 4. Rachel 5. Ross Top Five Mullets 1. Chris Waddle 2. Shawn Michaels 3. Jon Bon Jovi 4. Pat Sharp 5. Andre Agassi
Random crisp fact...it's often said that Smith's crisps were Britain's first in 1920, in fact Smith worked for another company (Carter's) that set up in 1913 making crisps...he went on his own and eventually bought the originators out about 10 years later.
Oh yes. I think I have beef monster munch sneaking into my top 5 too. also…Hendersons relish ‘Yorkshire crisps’ , if you’re feeling posh.
Hard to put these in order but my top 5 are; Roysters Prawn cocktail Discos Brannigan’s beef & mustard Worcester sauce
Shawn Michaels has to be number one mullet especially as he could sweet chin music Chris waddles straight off
You see the top five crisps is two different lists … top five to just eat, and top five to put in a butty. Top five to eat out the bag/tube: 1. Walkers sensations sweet chilli 2. Tesco beef and horseradish (since brannigans have been discontinued) 3. Worcester Sauce French fries 4. Walkers cheese and onion 5. Pringles sour cream and onion In a sandwich: 1. Wotsits 2. Walkers cheese and onion 3. Rib and saucy niknaks 4. Chipsticks 5. Walkers ready salted
Top 5 camp 70s and 80s entertainers: 1) Frankie Howerd 2) Kenneth Williams 3) Larry Grayson 4) John Inman 5) Billy Pearce
Top 5 celebrities I’d like to pick up by their ankles and stuff in a wheelie bin; 1) Jamie Oliver 2) Hugh Grant 3) Piers Morgan 4) Stacey Solomon 5) Richard Madeley Top 5 best places to fart and cheer yourself up; 1) Hospital corridor 2) In a subway 3) Church 4) A lift 5) Through next door’s letterbox
Top 5 retro posters who should return to the BBS: Dirk Hartog The Full Ponty Scarthy John Dillinger Roundsman
Love list 2. Though speaking from experience it's definitely on a tube train just before leaving the carriage, a second or so before the doors shut, trapping your fellow commuters together with your air biscuit. Best place for someone else to fart - the school assembly hall, hands down. Bonus points for the farter sitting on the wooden floor, and/or letting it rip immediately before or after the morning hymn.
Sweet Chilli Sensations Doritios Chilli Heatwave Walkers Cheese and Onion Frazzles French Fries Worcester Sauce Bonds Connery Craig Moore Brosnan Dalton