Attn Steve Dawson, want a new job mate?

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  1. DazFrumTarn

    DazFrumTarn Well-Known Member

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  2. Stephen Dawson

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    £24k and 5 free dildos per month. Happy days.
     
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    Risk of vibration white finger.
    Do the 8 hours but don't take your work home with you.
     
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    Protein bars and top notch coffee
     
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    I had a job assessing the girls at a brothel in Sheffield, £40000 a year.
    I had to pack it in though , I just couldn't afford it anymore!
     
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    Wonder what they mean by flexible schedule :D
     
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    More like vibration red ar$e
     
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    Free anal beads.
     
  10. Mrs

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    Does make you wonder why the 2 dogs.
     
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    Highly trained sniffer dogs to prevent staff members from stealing products secreted in their person...
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Quite possible.
     
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    Sorry mate, you're over qualified. They want someone they can train up, not someone who's already an expert in the field. :)
     
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    Keith Lard
     
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    Employee discount too, you'll save a fortune.
     
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    He might get a buzz from that job :eek:
     
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    I used to work at a client in Brindley Place in Birmingham. A mate I worked with had some mates who worked nearby, and we regularly met them for after-work beers. It turned out they worked for an IT company whose main product detected the use of copyrighted videos on the web. Their big market was the porn industry. As a result, they had teams of people in their Birmingham office whose only job was to review the copyrighted porn that was found by their algorithms. I wonder what the job advert looked like for that? :D
     
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    They can stick their job up their arse
     
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    looking at porn laws 'for a friend' I came across this little snippet --

    Porn laws in the UK have been established to protect the public, especially for those who cannot consent, such as children or animals.
     
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    Once did a re-point for a couple who filmed porn for a living.
    They invited me along to a 'shoot' once the job was completed ;)
     

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