Starmers Speech

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  1. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Could go out in this old banger
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    arabian_ian, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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    He'll be trying to bring pizza to the middle east next.
     
    Gimson&theBarnsleys, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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    I’m very surprised Stephen has not mentioned his wee Willie winkies.
     
    arabian_ian, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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    New Labour Policy leaflet

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    MDG, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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    I think the reference to 'links' was a sausage based pun.

    Edit, I see it's already been covered (like a casserole).
     
    RichK, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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    I know, see above.

    I posted two links then in the wurst scenario he didn't have X then could have used the other link.
     
    MDG, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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    Will the sausages being returned from Israel be skinless?
     
    arabian_ian, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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    The edges will have been cut off.
     
    MDG, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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    Stephen Dawson, Sep 24, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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    Most excellent Ian :D
     
    Bossman, Sep 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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    Thank you.
    I’m here all week.
     
    arabian_ian, Sep 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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    The bit where he made a gag and laughed at the slaughter of women and children in Gaza was a particular highlight.
     
    Jimmy viz, Sep 24, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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    Only on one end.
     
    sadbrewer, Sep 24, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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    I missed that bit. Must have been polishing my sausages head.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Sep 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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    I agree with starmer the sausages need to be released immediately :D
     
    redrum, Sep 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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    Really? I thought it was a circumcism gag
     
    North Yorks Red, Sep 24, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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    I've been very circumspect about the whole thing.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Sep 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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