Just looked at an old programme v Rotherham, and started singing in my head the Ronnie Moore and his hat song. I thought the tune might work for DKD and came up with this within a few mins. What do you think - worthy of a try? He’s called the Mackem Messi Cos he comes from Wearside, You’re never gonna stop him Cos everybody’s tried. He’s Giggsy and Ronaldo All rolled up into one, He’s got ginger hair And he’s everywhere And he’s Davis Keillor Dunn. For the away games, change “and he’s everywhere” to “he’s every effin where” - any good?
He's got a massive c o ck. He's got a massive c ock. Donkey D I ck. Donkey D I ck. He's got a massive c ock.
Don't know if I've got the right tune in my head but the 2nd verse doesn't seem to work. Surely it should have the same number of lines as the first verse ?
My attempt Keller Dunne is magic He wears a magic hat When he saw the Oakwell He sez am avin that. He could av gone to wrexham But they are full of s41te He sez am gooin tu Barnsley Cos they are Dynamite. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Repeat. Above lyrics Still not going to sing it lol.