Song for DKD

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  1. Fea

    Fearless Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Just looked at an old programme v Rotherham, and started singing in my head the Ronnie Moore and his hat song. I thought the tune might work for DKD and came up with this within a few mins. What do you think - worthy of a try?

    He’s called the Mackem Messi
    Cos he comes from Wearside,
    You’re never gonna stop him
    Cos everybody’s tried.

    He’s Giggsy and Ronaldo
    All rolled up into one,
    He’s got ginger hair
    And he’s everywhere
    And he’s Davis Keillor Dunn.

    For the away games, change “and he’s everywhere” to “he’s every effin where” - any good?
     
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    He's got a massive c o ck. He's got a massive c ock.

    Donkey D I ck. Donkey D I ck.

    He's got a massive c ock.
     
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    Fearless Tyke Well-Known Member

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    I mulled over that one first, but I didn’t want me to be mentioned - it’s his song after all!
     
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    Can you sing it to me please
     
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    Don't know if I've got the right tune in my head but the 2nd verse doesn't seem to work. Surely it should have the same number of lines as the first verse ?
     
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    Yep me n'all. 'And he's everywhere.' needs removing. Not that I'm gonna sing it like. :)
     
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    Apart from the extra line you forgot to add When they're past it. (Messy. Gigsy and Ronaldo lol.)
     
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    My attempt

    Keller Dunne is magic
    He wears a magic hat
    When he saw the Oakwell
    He sez am avin that.

    He could av gone to wrexham
    But they are full of s41te
    He sez am gooin tu Barnsley
    Cos they are Dynamite.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Repeat. Above lyrics

    Still not going to sing it lol.
     

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