Dint av thi darn as a maggot drowner T. . Mines Barnsley FC. And watching mi mrs doing the chores . (Yup got mi tin hat on) "Ouch Dint see you behind me Maria. Al put kettle on".
What if big Bruce Springer came and stole your beer ehh Bossman lol. Yeah I must admit mate, I'm fed up of him keep coming to my flat and doing that.