Mine is based on my favourite biscuit, but I've changed the last letter due to my penchant for medical grade ketamine.
A google search says that badgers actually spend a lot of time grooming themselves and deposit their droppings in neatly dug holes away from their sett ! Is that something you should consider ?
Ah, that's where it has gone wrong. I've tended to just stuff them behind the settee cushions for Mrs Badger to find. Or leave them in my badger underpants. From now on I'll put them in the patio plant pots or under the sink.
[QUOTE="Ah, that's where it has gone wrong. I've tended to just stuff them behind the settee cushions for Mrs Badger to find. Or leave them in my badger underpants. From now on I'll put them in the patio plant pots or under the sink.[/QUOTE] Mrs B may be quite happy with your present procedures and you wouldn’t want to upset the insect life in your pots and under the sink. You’ve got a proper conundrum Mr B
Lived in Burton on Trent for many years hence name but now moved back to Yorkshire but don't now how to change it, so forever Burton Red.
I invented an internationally recognised shade of red. It secretly became the foundation colour of our home kit that has been used since 2015. Next year will be the 10th anniversary of Barnsley Football Club 2002 Ltd wearing their famous Athersley Red shirts. I fashioned the colour from a peeling of the faded paint from New Lodge's iconic Post Office faulty digital clock tower.
That's the equivalent of having Sharon tattooed on your arm, before ditching her for Stacey, but then finally marrying Gladys.
I'm not a child-sized drummer from The Free City of Danzig. I used the name of the protagonist from a wonderful book that I was reading at the time (Gunther Grass -The Tin Drum).
I’m a quiet, laid back chap. When I was going to join the bbs I got some grief rom the ex wife’s gobshiiiite partner over my lad bringing his bike to ours, and them wanting payments to increase. He came banging on our door - told the arrogant arse where to go, and would have turned nasty if neighbours hadn’t been watching. Brother in law took mickey out of me and called me fearless, so I used that!
Danger, danger, Queens Park Ranger.... an alias of the Full Ponty (possibly) on his fishing expeditions...