The Worst 200 songs of all time megathread

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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    In response to the 'best' to which I have contributed.
    My initial offering is St Winifred's School Choir - Grandma. Complete and utter kak. Shi.te lyrics compounded by a bland, predictable melody. The attempt on the video/telly to make viewers go 'awwww' by showing a young lass with missing front teeth was cringeworthy.
     
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    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    And another that springs to mind.
    The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie. Pure unadulterated garbage from the same bloke who brought us Starman, Heroes, Ashes to Ashes, etc etc.
    If you've never heard it try not to hear it. If you have heard it I apologise for reminding you - try to breathe.
     
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    Frog Chorus (We All Stand Together) by Paul McCartney
     
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    Surely Bowie and McCartney produced enough brilliance to exempt them from being two of the first three entries?? :eek:
     
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    Clouds across the moon - The Rah band
     
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    The Birdie Song. Agadoo. No contest.
     
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    Ride on time - Black Box
     
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    Mika - Grace Kelly.

    I worked in an office when it was released & they listened to one of them radio stations with a really small playlist which meant they played this over & over again.

    I’m still traumatised 15 years on. I hate that song.
     
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    Plain White T’s - Hey There Delilah.

    Another that I hate.
     
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    Come on Eileen, absolute dirge.
     
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    Hard to define 'worst'.

    Lyrically: The Music Man - Black Lace

    Musically: Gangam Style

    Most undeserved popularity: Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran

    Most unjustifiably self satisfied: Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

    Just awful all round: Baby Shark
     
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    Horse with no name....America
     
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    Personally hated: that Young at Heart song with the fake computerised fiddle from the 90s.
     
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    what a load of w@nk, and kept Vienna off number 1 spot
     
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    Brown girl on the ring..Boney Sh,*te.
     
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