I knew a guy who was a Watford fan and he wrote to the club and Glenn Roeder who was the manager at the time questioning what they were doing in training, low and behold the club told him to come down and take a training session if he was so good. So he did! Don't think he got the job though
I've been in a state of managed decline for about 30 years now. Maybe I could put that experience to good use.