I had a girlfriend when I lived in Cambridge (about 1980) from there, went there once but can't remember anything of note about it...
Harry Bluehouse The Amazing Gareth Jenny Ginnell Beethoven Rollover Yum Me Johnny Brown-Rice Joe Average
Free agent Nord Stream...it was predicted he'd end up in Germany, but had his contract cancelled at the last minute.
Thelo Aasgaard (footballing male chastity device) Christian Nordgaard (footballing VPN) Martin Odegaard (footballing deodorant - the ball type)