Storms.....

So we've just had Eowyn and we're about to get Herminia. What happened to the ones beginning with a F and G?

 

Storm Fred and Gwendolyn.

 

That was a storm named in UK where we are still on E and the next one is F. This one was named in Spain where they are already onto H.

 

Bloody foreign storms, coming over here, knocking over our trees and flooding our roads.......

 

This wouldn't have happened under the conservatives

 

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They left and became a dodgy perfume company

 

Storm S will be at Oakwell.

 

Floris, Gerben, Hugo, Izzy, James, Kayleigh, Lewis, Mavis, Naoise, Otje, Poppy, Rafi, Sayuri, Tilly, Vivienne an Wren. Q,U,X,Y,Z, no idea.

 

I got a job as a Fortune teller, an all i could see wer snow storms on the horizon,

Turns out my Crystal ball was a Snow globe.

 

Starmers fault obviously

 

The Tories would've talked tough from a lectern with STOP THE STORMS emblazoned across the front. Maybe parked some vans around telling foreign storms they're not welcome here. Then declare it would have worked had lefty climate scientists not undermined their plans.

 

Don’t worry Farage will stop them, and Any we get after that will all have ‘British’ names.

 

There's a s h it storm at Tottenham Hotspur stadium.

 

We want Levy out chants. Then Bustedflushloo takes Richarlison off and brings a defender on lol.

 

No idea but I was in Aberdeen on Friday morning only to be informed that my boat to Shetland was cancelled.
TBH I was a bit relieved as it would have been an horrendous crossing,

 

That'll be storm O'Keefe.

 

Sorry to have missed my Grandson’s [emoji6]th birthday but heyho there is always more opportunities to go visit

 

Ffs Fifteenth.
Why can’t admin rectify this problem?

 

I've just finished the latest season of Shetland. How long does the crossing take?

The waters look rough on a good day, but the little aircraft doesn't look much of a better option.