The most turds you’ve dropped in one day

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  1. troff

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    Yeah, but what about your bowels?
     
    troff, Feb 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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    3 times a day seems mental to me and would drive me nuts. Even my dog normally only has 2 a day and I have had dogs that could drop 4 in a walk.

    During a normal working week, when the daily stresses are upon me, once a day straight after breakfast, before I start work.

    When I am on holiday and untroubled by daily stresses, then maybe once every 3 days. I have been known to stretch it to 5. I can stand up, think 'do I need a crap' ponder it for a bit and think 'nah, it will wait until tomorrow'
     
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    I can stand up, ponder it for a bit, and regret very quickly having pondered.
     
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    It's pretty stark, the difference the time of week makes to my system. It's very rare for me to crap at the weekend. My job must play havoc with my system.

    I reckon by the time I retire, I'll be down to once a week.
     
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    How about a bit of blumkey?
     
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    There are parallels though.....
     
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    I can’t believe I have read all this *****.
     
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    I had to Google that, and immediately wished I hadn't.
     
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    Thing is, I just know an important fact has now been replaced by that knowledge.
     
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    Yesterday after going to watch Brid i ate 4 tins of alphabet spaghetti i had the biggest Vowel movement this morning.
     
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    Great thread lol
     
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    One a day usually, between [emoji45] and 1[emoji4]am.
     
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    23. Although they wouldn't qualify as turds per se. Just bum gravy. Crohn's disease innit.
     
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    Quite a few have been dropped by various Barnsley managers down the years.
     
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    Bum gravy is diabolical
     
    BoltonMascot, Feb 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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    I wasnt recommending it as an accompaniment to a Sunday roast.
     
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    I’m in Goa on holiday they have shops dedicated to it
     
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    My car crash of a medical history means I generally find it easier to keep count of the times I’m off the toilet rather than on it.
     
    leythtyke, Feb 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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    Arsekar? Isn’t that a BMW or Audi with customised non-functioning indicators?
     
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