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  1. dearnevalleyviper

    dearnevalleyviper Well-Known Member

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    Lol IMG_3199.jpeg
     
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    Stephen Dawson, Jan 14, 2025
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    Tarntyke, Jan 16, 2025
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    My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class w**k him off
    I said son that’s 3 schools you’ve been thrown out of in a year…maybe teaching isn’t for you.
     
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    Pure filth.
     
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    I really shouldn't have laughed, but I did! :)
     
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    Went into my local pet shop the other day and asked the assistant if I could buy a wasp.
    'Sorry, we don't sell wasps' he said.
    'Yes you do, I've just seen one in the window!'
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Jan 22, 2025
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    Fair play to Elon Musk, living in a regular terraced house…
     
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    Man is upstairs. He shouts down to his wife, "come and help me with this clock". She comes upstairs and he's stood there naked with an hard on. She says, "that's not a clock it's a c o ck". He says, "yes but all it needs is two hands and a face."
     
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    In a bad place right now not emotionally...


    Just live in Mexborough
     
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    JUST A REMINDER AS THE HAGGIS EMERGES FROM HIBERNATION JUST BEFORE BURNS NIGHT TO KEEP YOUR DOG ON A LEAD……Also Wild haggis are vicious as hell, especially when awakening, much like females IMG_3233.jpeg
     
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    Wayne Rooney is in negotiations to become a pundit on Match of the Day.

    He will get them relegated to BBC 2
     
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    A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
    The barman says, "You aren't from around here, are ya?"
    The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
    The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
    The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
    The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What the heck is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?'
    "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
    The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay, boys. He's one of us!"
     
    Deafening Silence, Jan 26, 2025
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    ⚠️ BREAKING NEWS ⚠️ President Donald Trump is trying to make YORKSHIRE the 51st state!

    If the offer is accepted Trump will sign the following executive orders to get them in motion;

    - BUILD A WALL on the Yorkshire/Lancashire border

    - Sean Bean to be Governor

    - Immediately deport all southerners ⬇️

    - A portion of fish & chips to be capped at £5

    - Flat cap wearers and Whippet owners to receive favourable tax cuts

    - PG Tips and Typhoo will be hit with a 100% tariff

    - Open up the coal mines to become energy independent ⚡️

    - 'God's Own County' to be replaced with
    'God's Own State'.

    Let’s Make Yorkshire Great Again!!!! IMG_3266.jpeg
     
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    TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY: sauces close to the Club say a deal is almost done.....#ITK #BFC IMG_3268.jpeg
     
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    That is depressing not funny.
     
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    here's one from Stewart Lee.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Benjamin Netanya
     
    Didcot Red, Feb 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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