Made me laugh

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  1. dreamboy3000

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    Bloody annoying when you go round someone's house and they make you take your shoes off.
    Most annoying is that 9 times out of 10 they haven't even GOT a bouncy castle.
     
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    Did you hear the result of the art competition?

    It was a draw.
     
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    They say a women's work is never done.

    No wonder they get paid less.
     
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    Eh. ?. We know he's a lovely person. And it also relates to the absurdity of the man. But didn't you raise a little chuckle at the content.
    The peoples Republic of South Yorkshire. :)
     
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    For the past 20 years I’ve received a valentines card from the same secret admirer, so I was pretty upset when I didn’t get one this year, first my granny dies and now this.
     
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    Chin up, theres 3 days to go.
     
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    :D
     
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    Poor Joseph…
     

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    I remember when me and the Wife had just started seeing each other. She walked into Asda in Wath to see me on a step ladder stacking up boxes of washing powder.
    She said "You liar. You told me you were a stunt pilot."
    I said "No I didn't. I told you I was a member of the Aerial display team!!..
     
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    I've just booked the same table for Valentines Day as we did last year.
    Hopefully she'll pot more than two reds this time around.
     
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    BREAKING NEWS: Thieves have broken into the local RSPCA rescue centre and stolen all the puppies. Police have thoroughly investigated but have failed to find any leads.
     
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