Bloody annoying when you go round someone's house and they make you take your shoes off. Most annoying is that 9 times out of 10 they haven't even GOT a bouncy castle.
Eh. ?. We know he's a lovely person. And it also relates to the absurdity of the man. But didn't you raise a little chuckle at the content. The peoples Republic of South Yorkshire.
For the past 20 years I’ve received a valentines card from the same secret admirer, so I was pretty upset when I didn’t get one this year, first my granny dies and now this.
I remember when me and the Wife had just started seeing each other. She walked into Asda in Wath to see me on a step ladder stacking up boxes of washing powder. She said "You liar. You told me you were a stunt pilot." I said "No I didn't. I told you I was a member of the Aerial display team!!..
I've just booked the same table for Valentines Day as we did last year. Hopefully she'll pot more than two reds this time around.
BREAKING NEWS: Thieves have broken into the local RSPCA rescue centre and stolen all the puppies. Police have thoroughly investigated but have failed to find any leads.