What’s worse ?

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Humphrys’

  1. Hair

    2 vote(s)
    3.6%

  2. Tattoos

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    21.4%

  3. Work Ethic

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    48.2%

  4. Stepovers

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    26.8%
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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    None of the above.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Mar 15, 2025
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    I think he’s a decent player, he’s just surrounded by utter dross.
     
    Goldthorpe-Red, Mar 15, 2025
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  5. Jul

    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Going to the Metrodome, climbing up to the top diving board, whipping your shorts off while everyone laughs at your small nob, whip out a hammer and nail from ‘ somewhere’ nail one knacker to the diving board and jump off dangling in mid air til your ball sack eventually snaps. Pretty grim in my book but yet to try it
     
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    Zero effort. Can’t wait for him to be gone.
     
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    You missed ball retention. 101 ways to get dispossessed by stephen "stepover" Humphrys..... shocking player tells us he's not a striker but a winger wouldn't like to see him on wing either.
     
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    He'd be a lot better if he held it up rather than flicking it back to them every time. He is surrounded by utter dross though
     
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    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    I think he’s got a bit of talent but is horrendously lazy
     
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    I have a pet hate for tattoos. I don’t think you can get into the metrodome without one tbf.
     
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    Why the hell does he do them step overs, have never seen it come off once and still persists with it. Get a new trick lad
     
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    Positional awareness
     
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    Seeing his name in starting 11, cancel his contract and fck him off.
     
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    Along with about a dozen others too please….
     
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    I usually agree with you, but I can't disagree with this anymore. He's looked awful all season 4 goals in 30+ games top of the stats for been dispossessed. Last season at wigan he got 5 goals. Heart of a pea, rarely has to wash his shirt after a game. He's another poor signing
     
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  17. Tyke The Tree-Frog

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    Hangs on to the ball far too much, doesnt release when he should and when he does get the occasional chances like today, he hasn't been taking them. I'd be fine with him as a back up player on the bench though.
     
    Tyke The Tree-Frog, Mar 16, 2025
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    he's literally the epitome of bang average modern footballer
     
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    From my experience, Gonorrhea is much worse than any of those.
     
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    I can’t disagree with you at all with what you’ve put pal, I just get the impression there is a player there. Hopefully we clear out 10 or 11 in the summer and get the mood in the camp to a better level and we might see the best of him.
     
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