Saw on Facebook some AI software that claimed to write award winning songs for artists so thought I'd ask chatGPT to have a go at some songs for our players don't expect to hear these any time soon "Fabio Jalo – Red and White Star" (To the tune of a terrace chant) Ohhh Fabio Jalo, he's our pride, Flying down the pitch, full of fire inside! Born to score, he’s got that flair, Defenders run, ‘cause they don’t dare! (Chorus) Jalo! Jalo! He’s our man, Striking fear like only he can! From Oakwell’s heart, he’ll go far, Fabio Jalo – red and white star! "Keillor-Dunn, He’s the One" (To a steady terrace rhythm) He wears the red, he plays with pride, Keillor-Dunn, he's on our side! Silky feet and eyes for goal, He’s got Barnsley in his soul! (Chorus) Ohhh Keillor-Dunn, he’s the one, Lighting up the pitch for fun! From midfield, he makes the run, Davis Keillor-Dunn! Absolutely—here’s a short, punchy football song for Adam Phillips: (To the tune of “Guantanamera”) He’s Adam Phillips, He’s Adam Phillips, He is Barnsley’s midfield maestro, He’s Adam Phillips! Sure thing! Here's one for Jon Russell, in a similar short and chantable style: (To the tune of “Oh My Darling, Clementine”) Jonny Russell, Jonny Russell, He’s a Red through and through! Wins the ball back, starts the attack, Big and strong, Barnsley’s glue! Or if you want something simpler and catchier: (To the tune of “No Limits” by 2 Unlimited) Russell! Russell! Jonny never stops, Bossing every game, Till the final drop! Here’s a short chant for Luca Connell, keeping it terrace-friendly and catchy: (To the tune of “Twist and Shout”) Luuuuca Connell! He’s red and white! Luuuuca Connell! He’s dynamite! He runs the pitch, From left to right— Luca’s magic, pure delight! Want one that includes Phillips, Russell, and Connell together as a trio? go on then Absolutely! Here's a chant for Adam Phillips, Jon Russell, and Luca Connell — a proper midfield trio anthem: (To the tune of “Three Lions”) Phillips, Russell, Connell in the middle, Running games and making rivals brittle, Pass and move, they’ve got that spark, Bossing teams at Oakwell Park! Or a shorter, terrace-style version: (To the tune of “Let It Be”) Phillips, Russell, Connell — Midfield kings in red, you see! Pass it, win it, score for Barnsley, Phillips, Russ and Connell — three!
My son thought up this one... HUMPHRY DUMPTY GETS ON THE BALL HUMPHRY DUMPTY SCORES A GREAT GOAL ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN COULDN'T STOP HUMPHRY FROM SCORING AGAIN
Slightly tweaked STEPHEN HUMPHRYS GETS ON THE BALL STEPHEN HUMPHRYS SCORES A GREAT GOAL ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN COULDN'T STOP HUMPHRY FROM SCORING AGAIN OH STEPHEN HUMPHRYS IS A RED IS A RED IS A RED OH STEPHEN HUMPRHYS IS A RED HE HATES BOLTON
I doubt Chat GPT or similar is clever enough to come up with anything as good as the Ronnie Moore song
ChatGPT is a lier D To the tune of Seven Nation Army) “Ohhhhhh Stephen Humphrys!” He bangs 'em in from near and far! With power, pace, he’s our star! Defenders know just who you are… Humphrys, Humphrys, Barnsley’s number 9!
