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    #1 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
    If the sun is so bright why is space always dark lol
     
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    #2 Jimmy viz, May 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
    And how do you get triangles from a cow?
     
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    #3 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
    Why does sour cream have a best by date
     
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    #4 Jimmy viz, May 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
    How. Did the person who set the first clock know what time it was.
     
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    #5 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
    How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink
     
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    #6 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
    Why are pizza that are round come in a square box
     
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    #7 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
    If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan
     
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    #8 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
    If olive oil comes from olives
    Where does baby oil come from
     
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    #9 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
    If quitters never win
    and winners never quit
    Who came up with quit whilst you're still ahead
     
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    #10 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
    Why does overlook and
    oversee mean opposite things
     
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    #11 shed131, May 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
    Why is a boxing Ring square
     
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    #12 Acido Tyke, May 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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    Why have we never heard a dog whistle ?.
    (because they keep dropping it lol)
     
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    #13 thetykester, May 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
    When we turn the telly upside down the pictures upside down but the sound isn't.
     
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    #14 thetykester, May 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
    Move things in a car it's shipment, move things in a ship it's cargo. :eek:
     
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    #15 tingleytyke, May 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
    When you buy unsmoked bacon and find out it had never been smoked in the first place.
     
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    #16 Stahlrost, May 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
    Why do smoke alarm batteries always run out at 3am?
     
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    #17 Brush, May 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
    The inverse square law.
     
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    #18 Mr Badger, May 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
    How can something be flammable and inflammable at the same time.
     
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    #19 Mr Badger, May 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
    Why do you need boiling water to make a cup of tea with loose tea leaves.
     
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    #20 winged avenger, May 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
    How come a fly can swim but a swim can’t fly
     
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