A Pirate goes to see the doctor. 'Avast there me hearty, I seems to have some moles on me back'. The doctor has a look and tells the pirate 'They're benign'. The pirate looks at the doctor and says 'Could you have another look matey I think there be ten'.
I've been going to therapy ever since I developed a fear of giants. I'm being treated for Feefiphobia.