Sheffield Utd and Baz Bannan

Blunts socials have been hacked and the hackers have chose Bannan as the target

 

Nowhere near as good as when ours was

 

Imagine getting your hands on the login details for a clubs twitter account, and that's the best you can come up with.

 

Exactly my thoughts. I would have announced that the play-off final has been moved to St James’ Park at the request of the Sunderland fans group. And that the Blades’ allocation had been reduced to 3000 but refunds were to be paid in Farmfoods vouchers.
There are a thousand wind ups I can think of, which I would have used. And the Barry Bannan jibes would have been my parting shot just to give the game up.
Very amateurish pillocking, in my opinion, and a wasted opportunity.

 

My ex once left her Facebook open, and I posted a question asking whether you could buy petrol from amazon.

 

My mate once tried a pillocker, on me, so I had three ton of pea gravel tipped on his drive. Blocking his car in, obviously.
My sister in law once used my iPad to long onto her eBay account. But she left it logged in so I bought her a second hand kebab machine and SHE paid for it.
I once changed my name, in my wife’s phone, to ‘Mum’, then text her telling her she was adopted and I have never really liked her anyway.