Advice needed please.

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  1. LiverpoolRed

    LiverpoolRed Well-Known Member

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    We've got one that lives next to us like that

    Says we keep playing football in the house - running up and down the stairs all day - music too loud etc (blagger) (blagger) </p>

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    Her new ones is our blocked drain which is leaking a little water onto her property - wouldn't be blocked if it wasn't for a dirty great big holly bush of hers that keeps blocking the drain to start with </p>
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Cazi, that's maybe the way forward ...........

    ...... if Social Services are playing the 'nowt to do with us' card.

    If the Police can't trace family members then they will refer on to the same people who TaxiRED has already contacted at Kendray Hospital and maybe that might give them the kick up the arse that they need to make a visit!
     
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    Cazi New Member

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    A completely different planet to everybody else
    Exactamundo!!

    Poor woman needs help as she's a danger to herself and needs some professional care, with the sounds of it.
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    There's two scenarios here though mate......

    ..... 1) Pain in the arse moaning neighbour who has nowt better to do with her time than complain about noise and kids and owt else that springs to mind; and

    2) the old woman with dementia or similar who, to be fair, doesn't know if it's day or night because of her condition, hence the rantings that make no sense whatsoever in any context.

    If it's the 2nd scenario they need professional help, if it's the first they just need to get a life and remember they were young once!!
     
  5. The Full Ponty

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    Simple solution:

    FFuucckk her & eat her.

    Old people, like children & dogs, should be beaten heavily on a daily basis.
     
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    RE: Simple solution:

    and make wig out of her remaining hairs so when you hit your elderly years and go bald you have instant old persons hair with authentic old person smell.

    you wouldn't want to eat an old persons hair or pubic regions, that would just be a bit odd.
     
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    hang on

    you've never had an argument in two and a half years? who exactly is deaf , the old dear or your missus? i wonder if deaf people have arguments in sign language?
     
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    So do deaf blind mutes....

    write angry braille?
     
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    i reckon so yeah,

    there must be some type of anger motions you can use to show you are angry? maybe they wear hats? Or just chuck things at each other.
     
  10. The Full Ponty

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    Agreed.

    I wouldn't want to eat an eighty year old quim that I'd just banged.
    However - it would be "crinkly cut" and without a doubt "al-ready salted".

    I'm already bald & smelly.

    Have that.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    RE: i reckon so yeah,

    "I'm wearing my angry hat".
    I think it would be a fez, or possibly a bowler.

    Can a deaf person have tourettes?
    Do their arms just start violent shaping obscenities?
     
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    It's the second one in our case mate

    Wouldn't mind if it was the first - would be more understanding
     
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    Sorry other way round nt
     
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    RE: Simple solution:

    You're a reight good comedian ponty ''But'' some of your replies are out of order . This being one of them.

    Only my opinion minds you'' And to think site admin were gonna ban me for threatening Ldred. (According to him)....
    Oh fook it who cares what you say ....

    (chinny).... I suppose YOU make the day swing for some....
     
  15. Gue

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    She sounds unwell. Does she have any relatives friends or carers you could talk to. If you live in council or similar accomodation you could raise your concerns with the local housing officer. As a last resort speak to the police not to complain in the formal sense but to express your concerns. There are the Safer Neighbourhood Teams, depends where you live, or general police, believe me they have loads of similar examples
     
  16. E.I. Addio

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    One fell down a well here last week.

    Broke his fingers screaming for help.
     
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    Thats crazy. I think like has been said already it is best that you either have a word with her relatives or contact social services. She must be a little dillusional. Just have to ignore her and treat the matter sensitively. Hope we dont end up like that! Tho some of us already are!
     

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