Advice request....

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by ICU Tyke, Jun 9, 2007.

  1. ICU

    ICU Tyke New Member

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    Anyone know how to get these chirrupping birds to shut up for a bit so I can get some kip????
     
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    La Dent de Crolles Well-Known Member

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    Get some people in to have a party to scare them off.

    Out of consideration for others the party near me didnt start until around 4:30am so I had actually had some sleep.</p>

    Then my alarm went off 45 minutes early although with a different alarm, this one sounded like some drunk fat bint shouting &quot;Jenny! Jenny! whats the code to get in ,they wont let me in the building. (followed by some guy screaming back) get the fecking fat bitch off my car&quot; , I am gonna get a new alarm clock.</p>
     
  3. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    get a couple of pet hawks or kestrels nt

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    Brilliant

    That's where my alarm clock disappeared to!
     
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    Dave "Billy Casper" Farnham Red

    goes back to his roots
     
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    Wastyke New Member

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    I know the feeling. Best thing is to ignore them and think 'what life would be like with no birds around' Bloody misserable place it would be wunt it. :D
     
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    i got the bloody workmen doing the new longcar school up and down the new road at the end of mine with the bloody reverse warning on and off every 2 mins from 7 this morn. really fancied a lay in 2day anall


    felt like going down there and shoving the diggers and road sweeepers and whatever up their arses
     
  8. Arn

    Arnside Red Well-Known Member

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    shoot em, the birds not the workmen

    :D :D
     

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