A female ozzie friend of mine went on a date a while back, and coincidentally had just heard the phrase about 'dropping the kids off at the pool'. Unfortunately she had misunderstood and thought it referred to number ones, not number twos. She had quite a bit of wine (with subsequent and predictable effects on the bladder) and everytime she went for a waz she told her date she was going to drop the kids off.... He obviously thought she had a problem, and didn't call her again, and it was only when the real meaning of the phrase was explained to her that the true embarrasment dawned...