You bloody won't Dirkie boy, tha'll get mi' a pint of smooth real ale and a packet of hob-nobs. His assistant will be Andy Rhodes... a previous BFC goalie but you knew that!
RE: He who was sacked for feighting? He won though! :-D He should start by slapping a few of our lads about!!
RE: Andy Rhodes didnt win the fight by the way Oh well.... Who cares? He's very small for a goalie. Joe Royle is even smaller.