Best tannoy message heard

We have a felching room,ring checker and a rear entrance,if some of the call-out messages broadcast at work are genuine

 

Norwich City (away) - maybe 2001.
"Will Andrew Jones of Barnsley please contact the nearest steward. You've locked your mother out of the house." He was sitting just behind me and HE HAD TOO.

 

At Oakwell - not sure when but it was before East Stand built.

"Will the owner of a white car [they gave out the registration] please attend to their car as there is smoke coming from under the bonnet"

to be followed 5 mins later by

"Will the owner of a white car [they gave out the registration] please attend to their car as it is now on fire"
ff

 

V Everton in the cup 1989

The special train leaves at 17:15,
for those of you from Merseyside that is quarter past five

 

Doncaster Vs some **** 4th Division side mid 80s

A Jack Russell runs on the pitch - probably from some pikeys caravan....</p>

Tannoy bloke - &quot;And the substitute for Doncaster is J. Russell&quot;!!!!!!!!</p>

Pissed me sen</p>

 

Dog runs on pitch at Birmingham, late 80's?, Barnsley fans

chant
one Karen Brady.....

 

I didn't hear it...

But my parents' car was leaking oil on Mottram Street during a game once, I think cos it was parked on a slope, and they had to go and sort it out - they missed the only goal of the game while they were gone - won 1-0 v Man City I think. Talking 25 years ago I think.

 

Burnden Park, BFC Vs Bolton, last game of 1994 season.

Early in first half. "Will *so and so* please contact the nearest steward, you wife has gone into labour"
Later in 1st half, "Will *so and so* please contact the nearest steward, you wife has gone into hospital"
Early in 2nd half, "Will *so and so* please contact the nearest steward, you wife is in hospital, and she's in labour"
Later in 2nd half, "Will *so and so* nevermind contacting the nearest steward, your wife has given birth to a baby boy!"

 

RE: Burnden Park, BFC Vs Bolton, last game of 1994 season.

Remember a similar anouncement when a guy in the Eaststand got up and waved (its me!) Big round of aplause followed by the guy giving the twos and running down the steps back to his seat..pmsl.

 

RE: Burnden Park, BFC Vs Bolton, last game of 1994 season.

Nothing like football being more important than your wife and newborn baby ff

 

Sometime in 2002......

1st Half: Can the owner of car ******* please return to it as it's about to be clamped.
2nd half: Can the owner of car ******* please return to it as it's about to be towed.

 

Not sure of the year but it was definitely against Leeds. It was my mate's car. He had only bought it a couple of days before and was absolutely besotted with it. On top of that he was Leeds fan and was sat with us in the West Stand.

Quality.

 

He was a Leeds fan!

Brilliant - the story just got better!

 

Heard this at the 'Well . Would the owner of car registration ------ please return to your vehicle as it's on FIRE! ff

 

Tickets for the first leg of the playoffs will be on sale tomorrow.Unwise announcment after we had drawn with Middlesboro and therefore missed out.

 

**** me...don't remind me about that.
Chuffing Brighton!!!

 

We beat Middlesbrough

Dint do any good like.

 

RE: Burnden Park, BFC Vs Bolton, last game of 1994 season.

was there anything on that game, last match of '94? It's an even better story if it was a meaningless fixture.

 

At Forests' ground.

Will Mr. S Cabs please report to the main office where there is a message for him.

 

and....

At Edgware Road tube station a dark brown voice, clearly under some herbal influence came over and said...

"De nex train on platform tree is a circle line callin' at Kings Cross, Moorgate and Bank. Den itza gonna goa roun ana roun ana roun....... what?! no maann.... iz a fine."