What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it.... A Thought Whats the first thing a blonde learns after taking driving lessons??? You can sit upright in a car. Whats the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician??? A magician has a cunning array of stunts. When a surgeon came to see his Blonde patient after her surgery she asked him just how long it would be before she could resume Sex??? Uh!! i really had not thought about it replied the surgeon. You are the first one to ever ask that after a Tonsillectomy!! Why do blondes wear underwear?? because they make good ankle warmers!! What did the Blonde say when she got a book for her birthaday??? Thanks but ive got one already.. Why is it more difficult to make a Blonde snowman?? You have got to hollow out the head!! Did you hear about the Blonde who at the bottom of the application form said "sign here" put Taurus!! What do a Blonde and a Instant lottery ticket have in common?? All you have to do is scratch the box to win!! What do call a Blonde behind a steering wheel?? An air bag Why dont Blondes have elevator Jobs?? They cannot remember the Routes!!
