Breakfast

Muesli wi a yogurt on top. I may have well have gone artside and grazed for 10 minutes. Oh and then eaten the nuts off the birdtable.
It's about time 'they' brought out a healthy breakfast cereal that tasted like a full English.

 

Something along the lines of "I can't believe it's not sausage, egg, chips, bacon, black pudding, beans, tomato, mushrooms, hash browns and toast". Catchy, eh?

 

Stop it.

am starvin nar!

 

Muesli wi a yogurt on top?

trouble pooing EI?

 

Theres no place for Hash Browns

In a full English

Hang your head in shame man.

 

Correct

Fantasy Full English:</p>

Sausage, Bacon, Egg, Black Pudding, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Fried Bread, Fried Potatoes.</p>

Toast</p>

 

fried spuds, innit. luvverly...

yanks had to get something right...

 

Fantasy Full breakfast

Can I do a free transfer to replace black pudding with beans?

 

No need for that.

Calorie and content wise you'd be better off with beans on wholemeal toast.

 

You had beans

Or was that extra beans? Oh, go on then.

 

Taste a lot better as well!

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RE: Theres no place for Hash Browns

I know but you've got to allow a bit of license here. As Mick said, Fried spuds - luvverly. I could easily have said Sauté potatoes . . .

 

RE: You had beans

sorry burgundy. I was going on TM's amended 'proper English'. Which is probably racist.

I have hash browns every time I make a fry up, but don't want the breakfast police round doing me with the trades description act or something.

I also then cover my fry up in maple syrup and chocolate and lard and stuff.

It's the American Way apparently.

 

Baked beans

****, to use the terminology of sambora.

 

Food of the Gods!

 

RE: Baked beans

blimey, that's quite a strong opinion you've got on beans TM. I like the passion though, it demonstrates how much you care.

About breakfast.

 

Jesus!

 

RE: The Breakfast Police

Ah, got you - must learn to read threads properly.

I must admit to a certain laissez faire attitide to the contents of a fry-up. Andouillette have been known to sneak in there (peppered pork tripe sausages).

Uh-Oh, The Breakfast Police will be waiting for me at customs now.

 

RE: You had beans

Depends whether they are proper hash browns (which is basically chopped, fried potato) rather than the Barstewardised version that we get that maquerades as hash browns but is some sort of glutinous potato cake!

Proper hash browns with loads of tomato ketchup!

 

RE: Baked beans

Baked beans = average
Baked beans + brown sauce = fantastic!