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  1. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    why a footy player has to change his shirt 'cos there is a spec of blood on it? Beats me - they can goz everywhere, nasal splurt into infinity and beyond, yet a spec of blood and the shirt has to be changed!
     
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    Could get HIV.

    Something to do with that, I think.
     
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    Conkotyke Active Member

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    Not sure. Possibly cos blood is more likely to spread desease?
     
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    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    its because of monkey bum disease

    rife in the premiership
     
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    RE: its because of monkey bum disease

    whose got a monkey bum?
     
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    So that you can ogle their upper bodies nt
     
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    Cazi New Member

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    Can't you get it from saliva? The stuff they splatter everywhere? nt
     
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    Cazi New Member

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    Well, there has to be some bonuses

    :)
     
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    Goz everywhere !!!!!

    wombwell high for yer, upper class skooil :D :D :D
     
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    Only if there are very large amounts of saliva

    They'd have to gob gallons!
     
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    Only if you get about a bucket full

    Or some ridiculous amount
     
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    Conkotyke Active Member

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    think less likely

    its just a precaution anyway. I've not heard of any players with serious desease!
     
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    Cazi New Member

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    RE: Goz everywhere !!!!!

    reight education a tell thi :D
     
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    RE: its because of monkey bum disease

    a monkey
     
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    Cazi New Member

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    So, how come rugby players can get their noses spread round the back of their heads

    and still wear the same shirt?
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Is there an age limit to become a fireman?

    Was contemplating a change of career
     
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    RE: its because of monkey bum disease

    oooooooohoooooooohhh arrrrrrhhhh ooooohhhh
     
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    Cazi New Member

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    If you saw our local firemen

    then I doubt that a) there is an age limit and b) no stipulation on fitness either
     
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    RE: Is there an age limit to become a fireman?

    dunt know!! I shunt imagine u should try to get in if ur over 40 tho.
     
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    Footballers aren't they

    The blood is probably a fashion faux pax - doesn't go with the outfit or has a designer label! (2gay)
     

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