"I contributed directly to about 30 goals last season but I'm no Stephen Dawson" "I know mate, I wish I was Scott Wiseman"
"Only 4 turned up at tat ticket renewal meeting, so Patrick said we shud try someting else, so we shud." "With your left leg, and this thing behind my back boyo - we'll sell a bundle of tickets to the ladies!"
some cheeky tw@t said i had chicken legs - does this look like a chicken leg to you? What you laughin at Tangs!?
''Hey Lewin if I roll my shorts up like this do I look like Dale Jennings'' "Oh come on Connor you Irish ***** you're not that fat" Sent from my GT-I9195 using Tapatalk