Chavs

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  1. Gue

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    So, there is was driving in only my 2nd driving lesson in darfield, on morrison road.....when all of a sudden, i see a chav enter the middle of a road, legs slightly apart, with his mate on the pavement thinking hes hard.....and the chav was flashing his hand, as if to say cum on then....so whilst driving with the instructor at the side of me, i kept calm, and thought, 'heel move'......we must have got withing 2 inches of the lovely person and mi driving instructor grabbed the wheel and diverted our path away from the chav.</p>

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    I cant understand them, what do they gain from doing this? Im a new learner, and the last thing i need is a chav wanting me to run him over.....</p>


    ....i could have quite easily gon into the lovely person! </p>

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    Society these days....</p>
     
  2. pra

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  3. Gue

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    " 2 inches". Christ that was close.
     
  4. pra

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    get him next time eh
     
  5. Gue

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    yes i shall, with out a doubt......i swear, i couldnt have got closerto him, without his white trackies and the bonet touching
     
  6. Gue

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    1 inch closer?
     
  7. Gue

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    lol, maybe then, but just put it this way, it was close. drove back home to ardsley after that, and this is all in mi 2nd lesson.....dont think itll be long before, im legally out on the roads with you lot, so watch out!
     
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    How do you define a Chav?

    Someone less literate than even you? </p>

    God help them then.</p>
     
  9. Gue

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    eyup, just to clear one thing owen......am not a chav, and this one i was describing had the full works on, white trackies, white top, hat with the peak pointing to the moon, you know the sort....ive never been seen with a pair of trackies!!!
     
  10. Gue

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    It sounds like Cliff Richard.
     
  11. Owe

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    Someone once said that

    I looked like Cliff Richard. I wasn't impressed.
     
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    Do what i did about 3 months ago, the chavs playing hard, in tye middle of the road, so i drove at a gang of them, about 15 MPH, clipped 3 of them, then 1 of them thumped my car, i got out and thumped him.</p>

    Next day, they moved off the road on to the pavement....:D :D :D :D </p>
     
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    driving instructor should have stopped you before then. As ur un the car you have to be more responsible!! You cannot just drive at people!!! Chavs these days eh!
     
  14. Gue

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    Panda is a chav!

    I went to school with him and he was the sort to always sit on the back of the school bus with a cig in his mouth!
    He used to think he was hard because he was always scrapping with younger year 7 kids. He once threatend me for my aquascutum cap said he was gunna bang me so i just gave him it and ran. Some people never change!
     
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    darfieldred New Member

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    i have to agree with redhill red i attended the same school and was on the end of some of panda tykes threats
     
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    Cliff Richard was a bit pissed off too. nt
     
  17. Gue

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    He made my school life a living hell! I will never forgive him for all the time he 'touched me'. ThE pAnDa TyKe 05 is a animal and deserves to be behind bars! :'(
     
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    unfortunately they met let him drive! 2nd lesson and he is already driving at people!
     
  19. Gue

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    Hes a menace to society. Now hes learning to drive he can bully people all over England if not the world! :'(
     
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    Simply solution is to swerve off and catch his leg on the side of your car. 0 damage to car, 100% damage to leg. Everybody wins =)
     

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