Bust into r shed an nicked mi bike. Left evey thing else all tools an other bikes and hovver. Just mi bike and they even left chip paper chucked around. Some bloke in tarn this morning were lookin at mi bike outside corner pin an luckin propa gilty. Rekon he were casin mi bike. That's it now I am screwd wi no bike an r kid will crack mi when he gets back. Sick of **** days an we lost today. Mi mum sez to r kid to make some propa food for tea an I had to mek him an me a pot noodle coz he is idle an thinks he works hard. Lazy git he is. Rekon he mite av nicked it coz I sed I wood grass him for not makin tea so he nicked it so I get bolloked. Suprized he ant nicked mi broadband
That text sounds simular to how i was talking on Friday evening after spending 3 hours in Cafe Delerium
someone is pillokin me now. someone booted on mi door so i went to see who it was and 1 of my bike tires was on the door step with some budgie food an i got a dog not a budgie. nobody around so think they mite hav been hiding in a hedge an laffing at me.
eh but i got all mi boyz who like me an they are lokkin out for the rest of mi bike. i rekon it were r kid now coz he were gunna crack me last nite but i got away wi it. hes a git an mi an mi boyz r gunna get evil on the scroat who nicked mi bike
RE: Is this guy serious? ye i never joke about gerrin a crack of r kid. U must be a reight gaylord. whats it been like in gayville today.