Converting Sellars

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Having not read this

Sheff is here,
For the ride,
Lottery win?
No, suicide.

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

With his sofa,
He is smitten,
But poor Jay,
Hates fish mitten.

Rewind.
To the max.

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

Tribute To jay
That's this sonnet
But we all know
He dunt like beetle's bonnet.

Tyketical M'stroke · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

Trendy liberal opinions</p>

Jay's got 'em</p>

But his nemesis</p>

Is a furry front bottom.</p>

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

Jay in work ?
What a sham
He's just avoiding
bearded clam.

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

Drink to Jay,
He's got pre-nup,
But he won't swig,
From the furry cup.

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

Jay looks like,
Millie Tant,
See's cod canyon,
Shats his pants.

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

2 things about Jay
Of which we're certain
One's his daft hair
One's avoiding the beef curtain

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

Jay avoids the gammon gates
See's Becks in buff and masturbates

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

With a look of Neighbour's Madge
There goes Jay, avoiding vag.

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

Bint is frothing,
Fiddling ont bog,
Jay is shaking,
Like a shitting dog.

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

His face is resembling
a too ripe Pumpkin
bet your life
there'll be no blumpkin

Guest · Oct 10, 2005

RE: Yay, yay

She lubes her hands,
Offers Jay a w4nk,
He turns & runs,
Like an Italian tank.