SIGNS THAT ITS TIME TO DIET... You put mayonaisse on a asprin you go to the Zoo and the elephants throw you nuts You dance and it makes the Band skip a beat You go into the resturaunt and the waiter asks if you want a bill or a estimate Your driving license says "picture continued on other side"!! You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth You could sell Shade!! Your Blood type is Pizz A You are diagnosed with a flesh eating virus and the doctor gives you 25 years to live.. What do fat women and mopeds have in common??? Both are fun to ride but you dont want your freinds to see you on them. What do you call a Anorexic with a yeast infection??? A Quarter pounder with Cheese!! How do you make five pounds of fat look great????? Put a nipple on it... How do you make love to a fat woman????? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot(
