haha! love the 'insults' about supportin the reds...look at the team u support, u want ur eyes testin and ur head read love!
You got the wrong person Alan... My Mum works for the Environment Agency looking at ways we can slow down our use of the world's natural resources. One suggestion that cropped up recently was to level all the sh*thole, concrete, crime and smack ridden cities of the world and replace them with trees and pretty flowers (y'know flowers, don't you? One of your (many) boyfriends (punters, perhaps?) used to steal them for you before he found out about your "operation"). Guess which particular city topped the list of sh*tholes? Yeah, you guessed it...
no, actually I am not LAUGHING (this is how you spell my love!) I am being serious! really, get yourself down to spec savers!