Dirk Hartog

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Last word. Get in. Doing the gilfriend dance.

 

He shags dogs, that's for sure. Boy ones an' all.</p>

How was Cambridge?</p>

 

Cambridge was great. YHM as the cool cats say.

 

Do I? I haven't received the Barsteward yet. I'll look forward to it.</p>

 

I sent it last night so it must have f*cked up. I'll send it again.

 

Now then bitchflaps.

You know where you can stick your e-mail?

I bet everyone in Cambridge were still raving about the ex student with the stinky undercarriage.

Did you take the Missus?
And how do you keep her inflated for the entire weekend?
Do you use a bike pump? as you seem too unfit to keep blowing her up orally.

I'd like to state for the record that Dirk Hartog can't get wood and he's hung like a gnat.
His boyfriend Omar told me.