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  1. HMP Red

    HMP Red New Member

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    I signed up to one of these Internet chat room things. Managed to get misen a mobile telephone gadget thingy with an Internet in it. Got banged up for sumat a didn't doo. First step towards freedom this. I'll be back in the Ora stand soon.

    Is Paul Hart still gaffer?

    Cheers
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    George Spicer's lunatic cousin.
     
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    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    Johnny Steele.
    And I wunt bother abart those mobile phone things, just get two tin cans put a hole in the bottom and put some string in to connect em up. Instant communication for nowt.
     
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    Took 4 months to charge it?
    Someone on Facebook must think he's hilarious.
     
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  5. HMP Red

    HMP Red New Member

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    My cousin's called stabby steve.

    Nah they said I wasn't a loony choon, just had a bad upbringin
     
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  6. HMP Red

    HMP Red New Member

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    Got the fone, couldn't get the charger
     
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  7. HMP Red

    HMP Red New Member

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    I've tried that with the bloke in the next cell. Fink it's an old wife's tail
     
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    If the old wife has a tail she ain't a wife!
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Be prepared when you get out Nudgers bridge has finally been built but its already falling down and not been opened
     
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    Poor lads getting confused, too many shower acquaintances.
     
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  11. HMP Red

    HMP Red New Member

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    I've met 1 or 2 of them in here aye.
     
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  12. HMP Red

    HMP Red New Member

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    I haven't showered in 13 years thru principle
     
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    The **** is this?
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    About time we had a new character.

    Who's the money on for the alias then?
     
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    A new spoof character is good - lighten the mood a bit. What I would like to see though is genuine humour. The Full Ponty is much missed for that :)
     
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    You are Ronnie Wallwork and I claim my £5
     
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    Did it have a decent ring?
     
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    Tonjytyke Well-Known Member

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    You've obviously never tried to get 2 tin cans up your a r s e !
     
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    More like Ronnie Pickering
     
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    Is this the first steps back towards Friday night bbs glory days?

    BRING BACK BATTLE RAPS, just not with TFP the great pipe pr1ck.
     
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