Paul, How many times have relegated clubs had players called Paul as captain at the same time as their main stand was south facing and tins of beans were cheaper in Asda than in Morrisons? Can you divide this by the number of fans called Trevor who have a silver car, a wife called Pat & a Halifax mortgage? I understand this will equal the number of Tongan goats who have dry loved Johnny Coachman. RpWb / TscPH = TgbJC Carry the one. Good luck. Yours in sport, Stevey T.
of the teams who had less than 50 points while the above occurred unfortunately all were relegated 2 seasons running
