i hypothesise

if i don't stop letting my ex get to me i will develop a gastric ulcer

 

Are you bendy enough for self examination?

Beat that for a question.

 

RE: Are you bendy enough for self examination?

well i didn't have those ribs removed for no reason

 

'Ex's'

At last, my area of expertise.

I have some contempt tablets I can send you. They help when dealing with that type.

 

absolutely

haven't got any malicious suppositories left?

 

Afraid not

But I do have a 'What ever was I thinking ?' patch.

 

needs to be taken prophylactically

i'll jus settle for a dirty old trout, bd

 

RE: needs to be taken prophylactically

Good lad. Livingstone's 11.30pm most Saturdays. You can get them over the counter.

 

nice

single use only, sod this recycling, that's for girls

 

RE: nice