****, I'm really getting old

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting really sick of having mid-life crises
     
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    Welcome to the club

    I think we've had more than enough at Casa de Big Lil recently.
     
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    I'm quite looking forward to my forties.

    Motor bike, white tracksuit, gym membership, hair transplant, young bird, divorce, alcoholism. Sounds ace!
     
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    RE: Welcome to the club

    Well I bought a new shirt and some Armani last week.

    And I've started looking at adverts for wrinkle cream.

    Also thinking about changing my car to a cabriolet, trying "Just for Men", and learning to hold my breath for an entire evening in the company of younger women.

    Soon I'll be joining a gym and going on a pure banana diet.
     
  5. Sta

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    Of course, the white tracksuit

    Forgot that I'll add it to my list
     
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    forties, ffs

    not looking foward to my 60's
     
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    dont forget the working out of the biceps so you have arms like chicken drum sticks
     
  8. Gue

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    My mid life crisis was great. I would love to go back and do it again.
    All my excitement these days involves searching for the bucket so that I can empty it.
    Oh!, and wondering what I've left in the bucket.

    What's a bucket?
     
  9. Sta

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    Well I've just got back from a tour round Ballantynes Gym at Dodworth.

    Anybody go in there?

    While looking round I saw plenty of potential mid life crisis material :D
     

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