****, I'm really getting old

I'm getting really sick of having mid-life crises

 

Welcome to the club

I think we've had more than enough at Casa de Big Lil recently.

 

I'm quite looking forward to my forties.

Motor bike, white tracksuit, gym membership, hair transplant, young bird, divorce, alcoholism. Sounds ace!

 

RE: Welcome to the club

Well I bought a new shirt and some Armani last week.

And I've started looking at adverts for wrinkle cream.

Also thinking about changing my car to a cabriolet, trying "Just for Men", and learning to hold my breath for an entire evening in the company of younger women.

Soon I'll be joining a gym and going on a pure banana diet.

 

Of course, the white tracksuit

Forgot that I'll add it to my list

 

forties, ffs

not looking foward to my 60's

 

dont forget the working out of the biceps so you have arms like chicken drum sticks

 

My mid life crisis was great. I would love to go back and do it again.
All my excitement these days involves searching for the bucket so that I can empty it.
Oh!, and wondering what I've left in the bucket.

What's a bucket?

 

Well I've just got back from a tour round Ballantynes Gym at Dodworth.

Anybody go in there?

While looking round I saw plenty of potential mid life crisis material